It’s snowing, it’s snowing, God I hate this weather.
Now I walk through blizzards just to get us back together.
-They Might Be Giants, “New York City”
While this is categorically untrue, I definitely think their version is better than mine which would probably go something like this:
It’s snowing, it’s snowing, God I love this weather.
Now I walk through blizzards because I like snow.
Also I’m pretty sure that God reads my blog. I write about how I prefer autumn in America and the weather here is brilliant for days on end. I write about how I LOVE SNOW and, by golly, it’s snowing this very instant.
Fantastic. Thanks, God!